The KiddChris Show - where the socially unacceptable are accepted. Full Bio
05/30/2025 - The Corn
KiddChris and Sara discussed a funny moment from the news where an anchor professionally read a story about fentanyl found in someone's buttocks.
Sara has a news story about Sydney Sweeney partnering with Dr. Squatch to sell soap infused with drops of her bathwater, seeing it as a way to make money off of fans. This led to a conversation about gross things like pedicures and perceived differences in hygiene between men and women.
KiddChris shares an embarrassing story about arriving at a Starbucks drive-thru before it opened and mumbling and complaining while the people inside could hear him.
They played their "Five in Ten" contest, where callers name five things in 10 seconds for tickets.
They covered a news story about a woman charged with felony child abuse after allegedly assaulting a child on a plane who reportedly called her fat. They commented on kids being brutally honest and debated parental discipline.
They took calls, including one about a new band name and one from a listener thanking a host for an inspirational voicemail.
05/29/2025 - Gina
Celebrity birthdays mentioned are Latoya Jackson (and her Playboy appearance) and John Hinckley Jr. (who shot Ronald Reagan and is now touring).
Sara brings up a story about a 10-year-old girl singing loudly over a Delta plane's intercom for 45 minutes during a 2-hour delay. KiddChris is annoyed and claims terrorist have won.
The Bengals 2025 Ring of Honor game date and nominees are listed. The show includes playing the "5 in 10" game with callers for concert tickets.
Plans to update the Cincinnati Convention Center sign are discussed, including the Bengals' copyright issues with using their stripes. Is violence and lawsuits in the future??
New prank calls from ESSIE-X! A woman who met KiddChris at the Breaking Ben concert is on the phone and is VERY excited!
05/28/2025 - Harambe Never Forget
The show opens with the Chuck The Traffic Guy making calls to gay prostitutes! Today is the anniversary of Harambe, including memorial events and ongoing public interest. Today is also National Hamburger Day, sharing statistics, deals at various restaurants (Burger King, Wendy's, Buffalo Wild Wings, Shake Shack, Eddie Merllo's), and KiddChris and his sissy eating habits. A request for an old segment featuring autotune interviews. The movie Final Destination: Bloodlines was discussed, including a frightening real-life incident where a movie theater roof collapsed during a screening in Australia. The "Can I Sue? with Stuart W. Penrose" legal segment featured calls about: Expunging a minor consumption charge. A medical malpractice claim involving a nerve injury and the statute of limitations. Children's services taking a baby related to a domestic violence restraining order. A caller discussing a protection order violation and seeking advice for injuries from a car accident. The Puff Daddy legal case was briefly mentioned.
05/27/2025 - Back At It!
KiddChris and Sara discuss attending Staind and Breaking Benjamin, highlighting details like Aaron from Staind's stage presence and a surprise appearance by Lacy Sturm from Flyleaf with Breaking Benjamin.
An update was given on the New Orleans jailbreak, stating that two more inmates were caught in Texas, but two are still at large, including one with noticeable face tattoos. A grandma was arrested for allegedly sending money to her grandson, one of the escapees, via Cash App.
KiddChris makes a suggestion that could STOP ALL JAILBREAKS. Listen for the details on this idea!
Chuck The Traffic Guy made some naughty calls to Gay Prostittutes!
There was discussion of a Florida USPS worker who was arrested after reportedly drinking vodka on her route and driving erratically.
05/22/2025 - Wipe
John Matarese from Channel 9 talks about high meat prices ahead of Memorial Day grilling and suggested cheaper steak alternatives.
Sara reports on a story about a 24-year-old man from Venezuela who was arrested for using a false birth certificate while pretending to be a 16-year-old high school student living with a host couple. KiddChris explains why this guy is a genius!
KiddChris brings up a hypothetical situation of wiping a coworker's butt in an emergency and debated saving a pet versus a stranger.
The top songs in Country, Top 40, and Rock radio formats were reviewed.
05/21/2025 - Keith Wallen from Breaking Ben
Talking about the upcoming Stained and Breaking Benjamin concert on Sunday at Riverbend, expressing excitement about the weather and the show itself. Sara got a vampire facial to look good for the show and buying her own tickets as a Christmas gift for her husband. Chris plans to attend but doesn't intend to stand in the grass or stay for the whole show. An update was provided on the New Orleans jailbreak, detailing how a jail maintenance worker, Sterling Williams, allegedly helped 10 prisoners escape by turning off the water to a toilet covering a hole. Some escapees have been recaptured, but others remain at large, with three charged with murder. A sports segment covered the Cincinnati Reds' loss to the Pirates, college baseball updates, Bengals news including international marketing rights in Canada, the Indy500, and Florence Y'alls baseball with wrestling nights. An interview with Keith from Breaking Benjamin covered touring, rehearsing, his solo work, and the financial aspects of the music industry, noting that merchandise is currently the most lucrative source of income compared to music streaming. Discussion included the passing of Norm from Cheers actor at age 76. Chris also shared a story about getting kicked out of the real Cheers bar in Boston for underage drinking years ago. A segment on the show "Girls Next Door" discussed Holly Madison's recent comments about her time at the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner, including her dislike of sharing him and group sex. The conversation included commentary on age gaps and relationships perceived as transactional. The "Can I Sue" segment with attorney Stuart W. Penrose addressed legal questions from listeners regarding a prison not honoring a visitation order, mistreatment in jail including denial of medical care (a potential 1983 claim), wrongful termination related to a background check, and responsibility for a deceased parent's credit card debt.
05/20/2025 - Hit My Cheek Wid it
Sara brings up the discussion and personal reflections on ex-spouses having full access to bank accounts, highlighting Dave Portnoy (Barstool Sports founder) and his arrangement with his ex-wife Renee. Sports talk including Caitlin Clark vs. Angel Reese, Cincinnati Reds baseball news (wins, injured pigeon, player of the week Will Benson, Hunter Green returning, Kyle Schwarber's 300th home run), Bengals update, and NBA/NHL playoffs. Country Jeff is pissed at KiddChris and the calls ends up in a vulgar laced angry hang up. More time for “KiddChris’ Massive Organ”! Suggestion of watching a Netflix docu-series on Osama bin Laden. Upcoming broadcasting plans for the Breaking Benjamin concert on Sunday. Sara had her face scraped from a vampire facial ahead of the concert.
05/19/2025 - That Tongue
KiddChris discussed a weekend visit to Kings Island, dealing with parking and entry costs, and using AirTags to track his kids. Sara talks about the largest jailbreak in Louisiana history from a New Orleans jail, where 10 men escaped through a hole behind a toilet, with three jail staff suspended amid an investigation into possible inside help. Listener talkback messages were played, including comments about Slick Rick, a comparison of Chris's dad to a cartoon character, and a call from a man claiming to be a victim of secret mind control and implants. We play "KiddChris's Massive Organ" for VOLBEAT tickets! Sara has a story about a high school teacher in Mississippi caught making out with a student. Chris mentioned receiving an invitation to speak at a school in Michigan about a radio career, which he couldn't accept. KiddChris.com has a video of a man exposing his wife's infidelity at a party! It is INSANELY AWESOME!
05/16/2025 - Burnt Bizkitz!
KiddChris and Sara discuss a weird online listing for a Brantley Gilbert concert supposedly happening at a house in Loveland, questioning its legitimacy and wondering if people will show up there instead of the Zac Brown Band concert where Brantley Gilbert is the opener.
They cover a shooting incident at a Popeye's in Charlotte, North Carolina, where the manager is accused of shooting an employee over burnt biscuits.
KiddChris and Sara talk about the upcoming Shark Week special "Dancing with the Sharks" hosted by Tom Bergeron, where divers perform underwater routines with real sharks.
Today’s show ends with a VERY CLASSIC montage of prank calls to escort services by some comedian friends of the radio show.
05/15/2025 - Fiddy One
John Matarese joins KiddChris and Sara to talk about Gold prices are very high ($3200 an ounce), and people can make money selling old gold jewelry. An average thin gold chain is worth about $400.
There is also a VIN swapping scam where thieves sell stolen cars with swapped VIN plates, particularly targeting sales on platforms like Facebook Marketplace.
There was a Pete Rose ceremony at a Cincinnati Reds game, though getting into the stadium was difficult for some fans. The New York Post reportedly referred to Pete Rose as a "Phillies great" and didn't mention the Reds, despite the Reds honoring him extensively.
The Reds have been struggling recently and KiddChris and Sara talk about it with The Seg Man.
It is KiddChris’ 51st birthday, and he received gifts including snacks and gift cards.
Sara has a strange story was shared about a man found naked in a tool shed display at a Lowe's store.