The KiddChris Show - where the socially unacceptable are accepted. Full Bio
04/28/2025 - Reefer Bunny
KiddChris and Sara wish happy birthday to Jay Leno, noting his wife's illness.Saddam Hussein's birthday is also mentioned and the Property Brothers (Jonathan and Drew Scott), leading to a discussion about how Sara initially thinking the twins were a gay couple. Too Short's birthday is acknowledged. The anniversary of Boy George chaining a Norwegian male prostitute to his bedroom wall in 2007, resulting in his arrest for false imprisonment, is discussed. Sara breaks a story about a massage parlor bust in conservative Westchester, where a 60-year-old woman, Lin Jen, was allegedly performing sexual acts for money. KiddChris and Sara discuss whether this situation could involve human trafficking. Despite the bust, the massage parlor, New Oriental Massage, reportedly remains open with good online reviews. KiddChris and Sara prepare to address a large number of listener talkbacks. A listener shares a story about being scared by bees in their shoe while driving. A humorous, fake message for Sara regarding jury duty and demanding "feet pics" is played.
KiddChris and Sara solicit listener stories about high school teachers who were arrested, fired, or vanished due to scandals. A listener named Sierra calls in with a story about a history teacher who seemed to be under the influence, was arrested for a DUI, and then moved to a night school position. Another listener, Krista, shares a story about her fiancé sleeping with his high school teacher throughout his senior year, around 2015, and never getting caught. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees for 2025 are announced: Bad Company, The White Stripes, Cindy Lauper, and Soundgarden. This leads to a discussion about Chubby Checker's past outrage over not having his own statue at the Hall of Fame and his confrontational on-air appearance on their show years prior. KiddChris and Sara replay audio of Chubby Checker arguing with a caller who claimed he didn't play real rock and roll.
04/25/2025 - The Bangz
KiddChris shares a video of a car dealership throwing down a cheesy rap in their TV commercial so good it could be the "best commercial ever"? Also the tale of a "bogus beggar" in Lexington who raked in a staggering $100,000 a year by faking a disability, even bragging about his lucrative scheme after getting caught. It’ll make you question every panhandler you see.
Sara brings us into the mind-boggling case of a North Carolina woman who allegedly pilfered over $13,000 worth of candles from Bath & Body Works. KiddChris and Sara speculate on the logistics of such a massive heist and what one could possibly do with 650 three-wick candles.
KiddChris and Sara analyze a story that redefines "parenting gone wrong." A mom in Tyler, Texas, is facing charges after bringing ALCOHOL-LACED JELLO SHOTS to her daughter's FIFTH-GRADE PARTY.
KiddChris and Sara have the discussion around new safety measures at The Banks. The new "adults only" rule in the public plaza late on Friday and Saturday nights, questioning its effectiveness in curbing violence.
04/24/2025 - We Don't Condone This Behavior
John Matarese calls in about the impending price hikes on popular fast fashion sites like Teimu and Shein, effective Friday, April 25th, due to "world economic environment and tariffs". This is your last call to snag those deals before prices potentially jump significantly.
The KiddChris Show takes a moment to remember the late Steve "Mongo" McMichael, a legend in both football and wrestling, discussing his passing due to ALS at the age of 67. Reflecting on his career with the Chicago Bears and the Four Horsemen!
The real entertainment kicks in with the bizarre and the relatable. Witness the outrage over a dramatic haircut incident at a Louisiana barbershop, "Draft Pics," where a stylist allegedly gave an 11-year-old a "drastic haircut" over a $25 late fee?!
Hear about callers and the perceived "gayness" of bands like Creed and Nickleback but yet they want tickets for Judas Priest!?
Things get spicy with an interview featuring musician Taylor Austin Dye, where playful flirting and talk of "heathen activities" and body shots create some truly intriguing radio. Find out why KiddChris is so enthusiastic about her performance at Edgewater on April 26th.
04/23/2025 - Holy Foley
KiddChris had a stressful experience the previous day when his laptop, which contains everything for the radio show, wouldn't start due to a completely dead battery. He expressed significant relief when it finally powered on, stating that his "career saved".
Sara has a news story about a 24-year-old Chicago Police Department recruit who was found with eight baggies of crack cocaine in his cargo pants during a fake drug search at the police academy. The recruit's initial panic led to him claiming the drugs were "garbage" and then that the pants belonged to his brother. KiddChris and Sara found this situation absurd, questioning how someone could forget about such a large quantity of drugs in their pants, especially knowing a drug search was part of the training.
The host recounted a personal story of seeing Hawk from the Road Warriors and Shawn Michaels smoking crack out of a Pepsi can in high school, describing it as one of the scariest things he had ever seen. He later discussed this with Shawn Michaels on his radio show.
The conversation then turned to the death of Pope Francis. KiddChris and Sara discussed his age, recent health issues, and the announcement of his death the day after Easter. KiddChris and Sara then speculated about the contenders for the next Pope, mentioning two American candidates, Joseph Tobin and Robert Provost. KiddChris added himself to the list. They discussed the process of selecting a new Pope, comparing it to the mafia and the NFL draft, and the tradition of black and white smoke signals. KiddChris is encouraging listeners to make "Holy Foley" a trending topic.
04/22/2025 - Pardon Bardin
Wendy's cheeky "Can we send her back?" tweet about Katy Perry's brief space trip. Has the Perry Camp pissy and Lawyers could be getting involved???!!! WTF?
KiddChris and Sara delve into the allegations and leaked texts surrounding Shannon Sharpe, the ongoing public perception.
KiddChris's very strong (and controversial) theories about Yoko Ono's influence on John Lennon, including claims about her being a bad influence and introducing him to heroin. Be prepared for takes you might not hear anywhere else, even prompting strong listener reactions.
The recurring "Weirdo Dude" is back on the TALKBACK with his jokes!
Sara has the story of a "naughty teacher" in Kentucky facing serious charges, including solicitation for murder and sexual abuse of a minor! KiddChris give his reasons why she should be set free! Kanye West's continuous stream of controversial actions and statements, including wearing swastika t-shirts and his new song "Cousins" which reportedly details disturbing experiences from his childhood.
04/21/2025 - Pope
From the passing of the Pope to the wild world of wrestling, and is the Easter Bunny and GUY or a GIRL?
The Cincinnati Reds' impressive performance and the Cincinnati Bengals' offseason activities. Sara brings up the new trend of "hat fishing" on dating apps. WTF is it and why is it pissing KiddChris off now??
Sara has a story of tragic house fire caused by a bizarre incident involving sex toys and they also talk concerns about shootings downtown. KiddChris thought legalizing pot would chill everyone out!
04/18/2025 - Murky Fish
Are you fascinated by the darker side of internet fame? KiddChris and Sara dive headfirst into the Netflix documentary "Kidfluencers," about the exploitation of young YouTube stars and the manipulative tactics of their parents.
A Cincinnati church offering free gas on Good Friday – KiddChris has predictions of the ensuing chaos!
The ongoing saga of Country Jeff, the "drunk drifter," has new goldfish named after Ninja Turtles living in a cookie jar.
04/17/2025 - Hoagies
John Matarese joins KiddChris and Sara to dive into the increasing cost of everyday items, like that coveted Easter ham, and the grand opening of the new Wawa! Discover why this "fancy convenience store" generates such excitement, especially for its famous, freshly made "hoagies"!
Sara has the unbelievable story of a groom in India calling off his wedding just nine days before to run off with his bride's mother!
Amanda Bynes' ventures into OnlyFans and the surprising business model behind it. KiddChris’ speculation about his own potential OnlyFans content.
KiddChris.Com has the CRAZIES tornado video EVER. And a senator's eyebrow-raising reading of a gay sexually explicit book from a school library during a public meeting!
04/16/2025 - Bringin' Alice The Meat!
KiddChris talks about last summer seeing KRS-One, EPMD, and Black Sheep. No he is eagerly anticipate upcoming shows featuring LL Cool J (debating his "banger" setlist!) and the iconic Stevie Nicks.
Relatable Everyday Quirks: Ever feel that pang of anxiety when your phone battery dips too low? KiddChris and Sara dive into a survey about cell phone battery panic points.
Social Media Real Talk: From the flex culture on Instagram to the awkwardness of dating app first messages ("Hey," "Come over"), KiddChris and Sara discuss the success stories (and potential pitfalls) of finding love on Tinder and Bumble.
We hear about a homeless man winning the lottery and KiddChris FLIPS HIS SHIT! to a woman in Australia getting off on murder charges due to a sleep disorder!
"Can I Sue?" with Attorney Stuart W. Penrose tackles real legal questions from listeners, ranging from wrongful termination vibes to roof repair disputes and power of attorney considerations. It’s informative and might even answer a question you’ve had yourself!
04/15/2024 - Wetting
Why was Gail King was part of a space trip… why?…why is she a celeb?
Test Your Music Knowledge and Win Big with "Mangled Music": Remember those rock anthems from Staind and Breaking Benjamin?
Get a Hilarious Look Behind the Curtain of Influencer Culture: Ever wonder how "real" those perfect online lives are? The KiddShow pulls back the curtain on the fakeness of influencer culture, from renting private jet studios to sharing designer clothes for content.
A call from Tyler leads to mistaken social media identities and shirtless photos?? You never know what's going to happen when he calls.