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Most Shallow Zodiac Signs

Astrologer Lauren Ash has broken down the most shallow and vain signs who tend to be materialistic, prioritize themselves and love gossip. How do you measure up against her analysis?

6: Taurus

According to Ash:

"Taurus loves to indulge in the finer things in life... this earth sign isn't afraid to throw money around, they can be materialistic at times. And Taurus expects their friends and lovers to be able to keep up with their extravagant lifestyle. ...When it comes to meeting new people, Taurus gravitates toward like-minded individuals. This means that their inner circle of friends is filled with beautiful people who like beautiful things—and not much beyond that."

5: Aries

Ash describes Aries as:

"Aries is one of the most ambitious signs of the zodiac... very competitive and confrontational... Everything is a game of one-upmanship to them, and their natural instinct to succeed and achieve makes them very good at their jobs and making money... Don't expect this fire sign to be humble about all they've accomplished: They enjoy flaunting what they have and love comparing how fabulous their life is to everyone around them."

4: Libra

Ash characterizes Libras as:

"Libras are obsessed with appearances—not only their physical looks but how others perceive them as well. They have an unstoppable desire to impress others, so Libras often avoid confrontation and refuse to pick sides in interpersonal conflicts. This lack of conviction comes from their need to show off. Their obsession with following the group ideals can be blindingly intense for Libra, and this shallow social climbing doesn't just extend to friendships. As the sign associated with long-term partnerships, they also tend to choose romantic partners based on what they have to offer instead of choosing relationships with emotional depth."

3: Virgo

Ash states:

"Virgos are known to be the perfectionists of the zodiac... This sign tends to use this gift to judge and pick people apart. Virgos tend to project their flaws onto others, giving unsolicited advice on how they can improve their looks, career, friendships, and more. They can't be content to simply accept the imperfections of others and will often wait until others are present to address their problems."

2: Gemini

Ash explains:

"Geminis have a reputation for being two-faced—and this chatty air sign always has something to say. While a little gossip here and there never hurt anyone, Geminis can't seem to go through a single conversation without it. At the same time, they can often come off as rude due to the way they express their opinions. They feel that their point of view is more important than yours and won't hesitate to interrupt or talk over you to be heard. When it comes to Gemini social schedules, you might find yourself being left on read more often than not... They're known for their busy social lives and flaky behavior, so there's no guarantee you can rely on them to really be there for you when you need them."

1: Leo

According to Ash:

"Leos are naturally attracted to the spotlight, making them incredibly concerned about others' perceptions of them. Leos expect your undivided attention when they're holding court but are terrible listeners when you need a shoulder to cry on. You'll find that it's almost impossible to have a conversation with a Leo without them turning it back to themselves. This fame-hungry sign is known for chasing clout and high-status connections, which means your friendship with them will only last so long as you have something to offer. Since they won't do anything if they don't benefit from it personally, Leo is the shallowest sign of all."

And, coincidentally, we have three shallow signs on the show, making us The Most Vain Radio Show:

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