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While most of us hit Amazon for batteries, bulk toilet paper, or that one HDMI cable we swear we already bought, but someone decided to move. Some folks dive deep into the bizarre side of the internet’s biggest shopping mall. They grab some weird stuff, and a lot makes me laugh. Especially when it's a gift for someone. Check these out.
Uranium Ore, Emergency Underpants in a Tin, Fish Slippers, The “Cluckin’ Chicken” Stress Toy, these are all real things people have grabbed in a slumber shopping session. But these don't even crack the top 5.
5) Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Does your cat hate you? This ought to seal the deal. Bonus: it’s marketed as “magically humiliating.”
4) Nose Stylus
Ever wish you could text while eating Cheetos without orange fingers smudging your screen? Slide this stylus on your nose and get to tapping. Yes, people really use this.
3) The Bathroom Guestbook
Give your guests the opportunity to write about their “movements” in your home. Every page is a roast of your toilet paper brand.
2) Dog Muzzle That Makes Your Dog Look Like A Duck
Because nothing says “beware of dog” like a golden retriever waddling toward you with a yellow bill. LOL!!
The best gift you can give someone in your nocturnal shopping sessions is..........
1) “Nothing” – Yes, Literally Nothing
So the next time someone tells you "you don't have to get me anything," then do that. But them "nothing"
It’s a clear plastic ball labeled “Nothing" and it's for the person who has everything. Gag gift gold. Passive aggressive perfection. So maybe next time you ask them what they want they'll actually say something.