STOP THE PRESS.
There are snarky NFSW Harry Potter themed candles.
I don't candle, but I DO want!!!!
I am a Hufflepuff and I don't think there is anything more perfect out there for me:
There is a "I Don't Give A HuffleF*ck" for my fellow Hufflepuffs.
A "I Don't Give A SlytherSh!t" for you cunning Slytherins out there.
A "I Don't Give A GryffinDamn" for you determined Gryffindors.
And, lastly a "I Don't Give A RavenCrap" for you clever Ravenclaws.
What is really cool, each candle is scented with the scents described by JK Rowling throughout the series:
Hufflepuff - Vanilla and buttery sugar cookies
Slytherin - Lavender, jasmine, moss, wood, and lily of the valley
Gryffindor - Apple, mint leaves, Canadian fir trees, eucalyptus, clove, and crackling firewood
Ravenclaw - Apple, mahogany, cedarwood, and oak wood
Of course, the candles went viral and are already sold out in Sugar & Geek's Etsy shop, but they are working feverishly to fulfill orders and will hopefully have more sometime soon!
Your Resident Hufflepuff & Major Harry Potter Nerd
-Dana