Meet Jensen Karp, who (per his Twitter account) is a:
Father, writer, only person to debate at Oxford & perform at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Talk Ain’t Cheap podcast. Buy my memoir, Kanye West Owes Me $300.
He is also married to Topanga (aka Danielle Fishel).
Turns out Karp & fam is a big fan of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, except the latest batch had a something other than toast adding crunch to their cereal:
Cinnamon Toast Crustaceans anyone?
Karp tweeted CTC for answers & the cereal-maker replied:
This lead to a more in-depth investigation:
What say you-- shrimp tails or crunchy sugar coagulation?